I was a little bummed about the stipend not rushing into my furiously opening and closing mitts, so I decided I should visit the sites that always put a smile on my face. Behold:
It does not get better than that. Well, maybe lolCthulhu. But otherwise not! Thank you, ICHC.com.
Also, my second choice of happy site was WhiteHouse.org. I particularly enjoyed the latest piece, entitled President Addresses Nation on the Way Forward to Surging Back Towards Desperately Spinning the Clusterfuck That is Vietraq. A beautiful excerpt:
Let me stress: I believe we should stay the surge. I believe that our mission gets even more accomplisheder every day. I believe that the war in Iraq will end the way it began – awesomely.
To the Iraqi people: You have voted for freedom, and while the freedom you voted for was freedom to partition your country along sectarian lines, we’re going to focus on the whole “freedom” part, and just be happy that you’re even getting that.
Brutal. But makes me smile!