They cut down my tree!

OK, I’m not majoring in knowing a lot about about trees, but I do know that they rock. Like, I’m 100% positive on that, even though trees aren’t humans and also aren’t technology (no arguing on that, please–this is a serious post). I mean, I thought everybody knew that trees rocked.

Well, they don’t. Some people are weird and love to play with chainsaws and tractors and stumps. I hate those kinds of people, they make me want to cut their arms and legs off with a chainsaw and then run over their torso with a tractor. If any of these sentiments sound weird to you, you hate trees and look out because I’m coming for you.

View the full album I threw up and you’ll see that at least the tree won’t be forgotten.