I’ll be honest. Halloween kind of sucks. I haven’t been able to sucker anyone into giving me candy for very many years, so that part of the holiday is out. Although I guess I could befriend small children and rob them of the night’s haul, but the fake friendship period would be unbearable, as I’d have to pretend I like Pokémon or Tamagachi or Garfield or whatever the hell it is kids like these days.
But there remains one appealing aspect of Halloween, and that’s drunk costume parties. I’ve already picked out my costume and I want someone to promise me that I’ll get to use it.
The best part is that I’d need a box that’s 50% bigger in order to fit the title Kostenlose Brustprüfung. I could probably carve another two breastrests along the bottom of the box, then, which would be 100% more breasts for only 50% more box. (I’d choose to make smaller scoops anyway, since I’m in Europe and all.)
Check out the origin page, where the guy who made the image shows the three pics he used to make it. One is of course a doctor, the second is a box teeming with kittens, and the third is a lame Halloween display against a wall.
Digital Media friends: Please go nuts. I think that the new wave in Halloween fun is not dressing up as stupid and funny things, but manipulating photos of your friends to make it look like they dressed up as them. I want Matt actually to be a robot, for instance. Please breathe life into this dream of Matt, me, and very probably many other people.
On it.