Hm, the title seems to imply bones. No, I didn’t break any bones. But my glasses are for sure kaputt.
I had to wear my contact lenses all day, which I hate. But I’ll be getting used to it!
I didn’t smash them or anything, I was just adjusting them on my head and the arm gave up and detached. They’re two years old, worn literally every single day (but not to concerts or other violent things). Had to happen eventually!
I’ll be saving up for a nice pair by Christmas sometime, I hope.

Oh noes! You still have the lenses, right? Take them to a store over there and just get new frames.
Yes, lenses I do indeed have, I just hate to wear them all the time. My eyes get bothered really easily by them these days, ugh.
I’m going to go nap for 15 minutes and then head out the door, man. =) See you!
Nice nail polish.
No, I meant you still have the lenses from the glasses, right? Take those lenses and buy another pair of frames to fit your old lenses.
yeah, freaking LENSES. not LENSES. geeze.
jordan stole my comment.
so i’ll say that “kaputt” is a great word. the end.
Was really hard not to call this post “PULVERIZED” like in A Christmas Story, but every time I tried to type that, I just pictured bandits jumping over backyard fences and fat little suburban white kids sniping at them.
I had already met my daily quota of such fantasies.
You shot your eye out, didn’t you?