Definitely did see this coming

That poor Dell bastard, the one who got arrested for possession, is now a bartender. This really shouldn’t be any surprise, as obviously the scads of money he was raking in from the Dell Dude gig wasn’t going straight into a trust fund or anything.

But still, I feel kind of bad for him. He’s for sure pegged as a stoner doofus for the rest of his life, as the article makes sure to stress:

What’s the most extreme reaction you’ve gotten?
There was a group of women in their early forties, one of whom was bawling. I walk over and they said, “Our friend just passed away. We thought you might be able to cheer [us] up, we know who you are and you’re an incredible human and you’ve been through a lot and you’re an incredible actor. We’re all DEA agents, and we think you should smoke as much pot as you want to. And we love you.”

Burn. I mean, how stoned would they have to be to call him “an incredible actor”? (I was nice and didn’t go near “incredible human.” But perhaps they were just going by the literal definition of “incredible,” i.e. “so implausible as to elicit disbelief.”)

Dude, you’re gettin’ made fun of!