I know what you’re thinking: nothing’s better than drunken elephants. That’s what I thought, too. But now I have a better answer to this question for the ages: elephants trippin’ balls. What happens if you give an elephant LSD? Researchers solved this mystery on Friday 3 August 1962, when Warren Thomas, director of Lincoln Park … Continue reading
I’ve already admitted that I don’t have any content for today, but that’s not going to stop me from posting. I’m proving a point. Griefing n00bz. Last night my mother was being my mother and finding pictures of animals on the internet, I presume because the ones in her life were being boring. Maybe she … Continue reading
Speaking of toolbags, I just read a post by Jermaine Dupri called A Good Album is More than Just a Collection of Singles. It is so wrong, backwards, and stupid, I don’t even know where to begin. The man does not argue coherently. Fortunately the post was at least copy-edited, because the punctuation is by … Continue reading
If there’s anything in this world I’ve learned from my bro Nick, it’s the art of griefing n00bz. This is a fundamental life principle. You eat, you breathe, you grief n00bz. Don’t make the mistake of thinking I listed those things in order of importance, though. Apparently some toolbag made a post about how the … Continue reading
I did nothing today. I’m still in the sweat pants I slept in, and I’m damn proud of that. It’s Sunday so I’m allowed this or something. Sometime in the late afternoon, my good man Christoph dropped by to bid me partake in another game of Call of Duty with the other dudes in the … Continue reading