All I want for Christmas

Somebody buy me these right freaking now. I can’t think of anything in the universe I’d rather have.

Cthulhu slippers, man. Cthulhu slippers. All I can say is, it’s about damn time.

On a related note, it’d also be nice to have a CD or two of Christmas carols adapted to the works of H. P. Lovecraft.

Awaken the terrifying wrath of the Great Olde Ones during the holiday season with Cthulhu-themed solstice songs! A Very Scary Solstice and its new sequel, An Even Scarier Solstice, are available now from the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society. The albums feature gloriously disturbing songs like “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fish-Men,” “Awake Ye Scary Old Ones,” “I’m Dreaming of a Dead City,” and “I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog Sothoth.”

Ars Technica

What a wonderful mood this has put me in. I’m so happy, I might just go insane.

Both items found in Ars Technica’s wonderful 2007 holiday gift guide.