I’ve been getting a lot of complaints about every page on this blog loading very slowly lately. I’m trying to fix it. I assure you it is not heavy traffic, as that’s dropped off in the past few days (either due to lack of content or the horrible load times). I’m getting tons of “File … Continue reading
The internet’s a pretty big place, right? Nonetheless, I let to think I get around. But somehow I’ve missed this gem for a year and a half. I’m glad I’ve finally found it. I know the first 30 seconds of the vid are boring, but they’re characterization. Hang in there. Certainly has me thinking about … Continue reading
I found this comic intensely funny. Many times when preparing bills for the next day’s patients, I would see a certain item on the doctor’s write-up sheet that made me gape in slow horror, then stare damagedly at the wall for about an hour. It really hurt my productivity. Couldn’t they call the procedure something … Continue reading
I haven’t been drinking much caffeine lately. Hardly anything, not even soda. Add to that the fact that I’ve been imbibing inordinate amounts of tasty German beer, and it should be clear that I’m really sensitive to caffeine. I don’t feel wired at all, it’s just that sleeping isn’t an option. But I have class … Continue reading
I was doing some e-mail juggling this evening, futzing around with my Gmail settings. Google recently joined the rest of us in the 21st century and decided to offer IMAP in addition to POP3 for Gmail accounts, so I’ve been migrating my stuff over, trying to maintain the level of order and cleanliness my POP3 … Continue reading
Somebody buy me these right freaking now. I can’t think of anything in the universe I’d rather have. Cthulhu slippers, man. Cthulhu slippers. All I can say is, it’s about damn time. On a related note, it’d also be nice to have a CD or two of Christmas carols adapted to the works of H. … Continue reading
I know what you’re thinking: nothing’s better than drunken elephants. That’s what I thought, too. But now I have a better answer to this question for the ages: elephants trippin’ balls. What happens if you give an elephant LSD? Researchers solved this mystery on Friday 3 August 1962, when Warren Thomas, director of Lincoln Park … Continue reading
I’ve already admitted that I don’t have any content for today, but that’s not going to stop me from posting. I’m proving a point. Griefing n00bz. Last night my mother was being my mother and finding pictures of animals on the internet, I presume because the ones in her life were being boring. Maybe she … Continue reading
Speaking of toolbags, I just read a post by Jermaine Dupri called A Good Album is More than Just a Collection of Singles. It is so wrong, backwards, and stupid, I don’t even know where to begin. The man does not argue coherently. Fortunately the post was at least copy-edited, because the punctuation is by … Continue reading
If there’s anything in this world I’ve learned from my bro Nick, it’s the art of griefing n00bz. This is a fundamental life principle. You eat, you breathe, you grief n00bz. Don’t make the mistake of thinking I listed those things in order of importance, though. Apparently some toolbag made a post about how the … Continue reading