There is nothing in life greater than sandwiches

Some days—and by that I mean every single day ever—all you need is some sandwiches. Today, of course, was one such day.

Will you just look at that? That’s a freaking feast right there. Turkey, cheese, lettuce, black pepper, bacon, toasted bread… then some juice and milk for good measure.

I remember one time, walking back from a beer hall with some friends, my good brother Carl said, “Man, you guys are great. But not as great as sandwiches.”

Indeed, Carl. Indeed.