Ever jack off a horse? Me neither.
There is a long list of things I’ve never experienced in life, and which I mean to get around to before I croak. There’s a much smaller list of things I’ve never done, and plan never to come anywhere close to doing. Fortunately, given the wonderful diversity of human personalities, I can always trust that there will be people to do those weird things for me, so that I can enjoy them vicariously, should I ever choose to.
Enter my sister. My sister is studying for her doctorate in Large Animal Veterinary at one of the nation’s leading universities for that field. This past week, as part of her coursework (she claims), she got to collect semen from a stallion.
If you’re anything like me, the phrase “collect semen from a stallion” can conjure up a variety of images, from black-and-white microscope slides to frantically dashing down the aisle of a barn in search of a ladder to the hayloft to escape your eager-to-be-collected-from equine pal. Perhaps this retelling of the epic tale, in my sister’s own words, will help you along.
Anyway, it was a lot of fun! They let us do pretty much everything, from making
the artificial vagina, to wrapping the stallions knees (they get to do this so
much that they can get sores on the insides of their knees from the leather
dummy, lol), to washing him off, to leading him up to the dummy, and actually
collecting the semen.Guess what I got to do??
Put the vag on the penis. WOOOOHOOOOO!! Here’s a picture, taken by someone who
has obviously never worked a digicam before (most of the other pics are even
blurrier). To be honest, I was intimidated. I’ve never worked with stallions,
and marching right up to and GRABBING his tool didn’t seem like the best first
encounter. It went pretty well though… they’re training stallions, so I guess
they’re used to it. heh. And I didn’t spill it back on him like someone else
did, lol.
Well that about explains it. And I suppose it would be teasing to withhold the picture, so here that is, too, you sick fuck.
The story is enriched by the fact that the guy in the hat in the background is my sister’s boyfriend, the luckiest/most miserable man alive.
More explicit pictures will be available once my acquisition of the domain everjackoffahorse.com finishes. Membership subscriptions available.
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