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	<title>Comments on: Ever jack off a horse? Me neither.</title>
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		<title>By: Im Voraus &#187; Blog Archive &#187; The Hypothalamus Song</title>
		<link>http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/index.php/2008/04/06/ever-jack-off-a-horse-me-neither/comment-page-1/#comment-2056</link>
		<dc:creator>Im Voraus &#187; Blog Archive &#187; The Hypothalamus Song</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Hypothalamus Song My sister studies some weird science crap in graduate school and apparently this is how she studies for it. I [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Hypothalamus Song My sister studies some weird science crap in graduate school and apparently this is how she studies for it. I [...]</p>
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		<title>By: J</title>
		<link>http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/index.php/2008/04/06/ever-jack-off-a-horse-me-neither/comment-page-1/#comment-1776</link>
		<dc:creator>J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whoa.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoa.</p>
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		<title>By: Conor</title>
		<link>http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/index.php/2008/04/06/ever-jack-off-a-horse-me-neither/comment-page-1/#comment-1752</link>
		<dc:creator>Conor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think that&#039;s obvious.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think that&#8217;s obvious.</p>
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
		<link>http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/index.php/2008/04/06/ever-jack-off-a-horse-me-neither/comment-page-1/#comment-1750</link>
		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i do what i can, bro.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i do what i can, bro.</p>
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		<title>By: Conor</title>
		<link>http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/index.php/2008/04/06/ever-jack-off-a-horse-me-neither/comment-page-1/#comment-1744</link>
		<dc:creator>Conor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gem! What&#039;s up! Will add your blog to my RSS tonight... damn, this post sure brought people out of the damn woodwork, didn&#039;t it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gem! What&#8217;s up! Will add your blog to my RSS tonight&#8230; damn, this post sure brought people out of the damn woodwork, didn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>By: Gemmy</title>
		<link>http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/index.php/2008/04/06/ever-jack-off-a-horse-me-neither/comment-page-1/#comment-1742</link>
		<dc:creator>Gemmy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>connie that is hilarious... jacking off horses are best &lt;3
GemTizzle

my blog will never be 1% as cool as yours dude</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>connie that is hilarious&#8230; jacking off horses are best &lt;3<br />
GemTizzle</p>
<p>my blog will never be 1% as cool as yours dude</p>
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		<title>By: Heliologue</title>
		<link>http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/index.php/2008/04/06/ever-jack-off-a-horse-me-neither/comment-page-1/#comment-1730</link>
		<dc:creator>Heliologue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All these geeky references are beginning to take their &lt;em&gt;toll&lt;/em&gt;kien on my resolve.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All these geeky references are beginning to take their <em>toll</em>kien on my resolve.</p>
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		<title>By: Conor</title>
		<link>http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/index.php/2008/04/06/ever-jack-off-a-horse-me-neither/comment-page-1/#comment-1728</link>
		<dc:creator>Conor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh I&#039;m sure she&#039;s got a thing for the Eorlingas alright, it&#039;s just that, well, maybe they only like her back because of what she can do to their horses.

In other words, I think it&#039;s more fair to say that the Horses, rather than the Riders, of the Mark are &quot;her people.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s got a thing for the Eorlingas alright, it&#8217;s just that, well, maybe they only like her back because of what she can do to their horses.</p>
<p>In other words, I think it&#8217;s more fair to say that the Horses, rather than the Riders, of the Mark are &#8220;her people.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Anne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Rohirrim are her people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Rohirrim are her people.</p>
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		<title>By: Conor</title>
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		<dc:creator>Conor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was hardly aiming for such an illustrious compliment, but I guess at least you were tactful enough not to go the extra mile and say it reminded you of something you&#039;d read in &lt;a href=&quot;http://buffalobeast.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The Beast&lt;/a&gt;.

Personally, I happen to think that anything that &quot;takes a hard right and crashes into Sad&quot; is automatically Funny, regardless of the point of departure.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was hardly aiming for such an illustrious compliment, but I guess at least you were tactful enough not to go the extra mile and say it reminded you of something you&#8217;d read in <a href="http://buffalobeast.com/" rel="nofollow">The Beast</a>.</p>
<p>Personally, I happen to think that anything that &#8220;takes a hard right and crashes into Sad&#8221; is automatically Funny, regardless of the point of departure.</p>
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		<title>By: Heliologue</title>
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		<dc:creator>Heliologue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m reminded ever-so-wonderfully of the old Dave Barry article in which he recounts his experiences helping collect semen from an endangered falcon.  I think just about any situation involving animals and semen is automatically Funny, unless it takes a hard right and crashes into Sad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m reminded ever-so-wonderfully of the old Dave Barry article in which he recounts his experiences helping collect semen from an endangered falcon.  I think just about any situation involving animals and semen is automatically Funny, unless it takes a hard right and crashes into Sad.</p>
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