Guess what came today? Did you guess a scholarship check for five grand? If not, you lose!
Now I can pay off that $1,400+ ticket I charged to my credit card with a $1,500 limit.
I shall also buy lots of cocaine.
=D
Guess what came today? Did you guess a scholarship check for five grand? If not, you lose!
Now I can pay off that $1,400+ ticket I charged to my credit card with a $1,500 limit.
I shall also buy lots of cocaine.
=D
COKE! COKE! COKE! COKE!
AIN! AIN! AIN! AIN!
Fucking awesome. Congrats, bro!
Mail me some LSD perfume bottles?
LSD perfume bottles, poison dog food, knockoff iPhones… I will be shipping BAGS of stereotypes back home to you guys.
1. How odd: I thought I’d already responded to this post…
2. Is it sad that I didn’t until just now notice the Jabberwocky reference? Oh frabjous day!
Glückwunsch!!!
Das freut mich für Dich. TAIIIIIWWWWWWWAAAAANNNNN